Andrew Shvarts

Owen Wiles

Owen Wiles come from the bustling metropolis of Syracuse, NY. His hobbies include canoeing, bridge, and lampooning. He'd like to thank Turkish Delight and Yo Yo Ma.

Brendan Berg

Brendan Berg's origins can be traced back to the San Francisco Bay Area. Now you can find him sitting quietly on his bed with his laptop searching the www.mathnerds.com Personal Ads.

Diana Wright

I enjoy sailing and drinking from plastic cups!

Brian Resler

Brian hails from a small town in Connecticut known for its golf courses and loose women. After a brief stint as a Dance Dance Revolution Pro, he found his true calling... Karaoke Revolution. He would like to give a shout out to Phish Food.

Geoff Corbett

Geoff comes to Fun Sized Studios straight out of North Jersey, Jersey Pride biatch! He enjoys playing his Female-Attention Getting Device, also know as a guitar. When he's not playing the same song over and over again, you can find him "chillin" like a "villian" and Bob "Dylan."

Michelle Dushi

After making her screen debut in Sexiled, Michelle joined the Funsized Team. As the only member of the team with any sense of responsibility whatsoever, she has become the de facto production manager. She requests that all fans get the "Dushi" jokes out of the way.

Sarah Harner

For the past two years Sarah has been at every meeting taking notes. She makes her onscreen debut in Party Foul, and can be seen on all other days rolling her eyes at Shvarts.

Christian Rose

Better known as Officer Stone, Christian (and his milk) has become the unoffical mascot of Funsized Studios. He would like to make it clear that all requests for him to take of his shirt will be denied. Unless Brendan asks.

Dan Schaer

After an oscar worthy performance on the outtake reel of the Caper, Dan Schaer has become an official member of the Funsized team. As is evidenced by the upcoming film, Dan has been eternally cast as Officer Brick for all future projects.